Wild Nightlife Confessions | Smoker's Oasis | Midland, Odessa, San Angelo

Threw up in my purse, wiped my mouth, and went right back to dancing.
Slid into the kitchen looking for fries. Left with the cook’s number instead.
Hooked up in the back of a Lyft after leaving here. Driver never said a word. 5 stars.
Took my heels off and forgot them. Left the bar in socks and pride.
I faked a seizure once to get out of a bar tab. The EMT was hot, so I gave him my number.
I woke up with a stranger’s hoodie, and no idea how I got home.
Recorded a fight in the parking lot and sold the video to a meme page for $150.
Grabbed the karaoke mic and yelled ‘free shots on me!’ I wasn’t even drunk. Just chaotic.
Did a kegstand once and blacked out, woke up with a parking cone in my bathtub.
Stayed so late the staff gave me a broom. I helped clean up for another drink.
I once sobbed to a stranger in the bathroom stall about my breakup… then made out with him in the parking lot 30 minutes later.
Catfished my ex’s new girl at the bar using a fake profile I made just to see if she’d flirt back. We matched. I showed up wearing a hat and sunglasses. She bought me a drink. I ghosted her the next morning, and my ex still has no idea I was ever there.
Threw my drink in my ex’s face. Then hooked up with him again 20 minutes later.
Had a panic attack mid-grind and just laid down on the dancefloor like I was planking.
Went home with someone… only realized mid-hookup it was my coworker’s cousin.
Ate someone’s leftover nachos while they were in the bathroom. Made eye contact with them as I chewed the last chip.
Used a cracked iPhone screen as a mirror to fix my lashes. Cut my lip. Still posted a selfie.
Snuck into the kitchen and made myself a quesadilla. Left a tip and a thank-you note.
Tattooed my number on a girl’s thigh with a sharpie. She texted me two months later.
Hooked up with a guy in the parking lot and found out he was married… to the woman I had just taken a shot with.
Hooked up in the DJ booth during a packed Saturday night. No one noticed… or they pretended not to.
Cried during a lap dance. Still tipped $100.
Confessed my love to my best friend at last call. Blamed it on the tequila the next day. I meant it.
Ripped my dress climbing out of a booth. Bartender gave me duct tape. Looked hot anyway.
Climbed up on the bar and flashed the security camera. Manager kicked me out but asked for my number the next day.
Only went home with him after he sent me $100. It was a good investment… for me.
Brought a date. Ditched them when my situationship showed up. They ended up drinking together.
Dropped my vape under the stage and crawled under mid-performance to get it.
Wore a fur coat and nothing underneath. Got dared to prove it. Did.
Knocked over a table candle during a heated kiss. Fire alarm went off. Totally worth it.
Made out with a guy for so long we got applause from the table. Didn’t even catch his name. I'm married
Said I drove a Bentley. Really drove a busted Nissan. She made out with me anyway
I watched a girl spit in a shot glass and hand it to a guy who had just hit on her. He drank it. I still think about it.
Paid for one dance. Stayed for three. Forgot to close my tab and my mouth.
Swapped phones with a stranger to add our numbers. I Venmo’d myself $40.
Had a one-night stand with a bartender and came back the next weekend. He comped my drinks and called me ‘sis.’
Started a dance party in the women’s restroom. Fuck guys
Accidentally left glitter all over the VIP couch from my… situation. Denied everything.
Made out with someone in the bathroom. Five minutes later, made out with their sibling by accident.

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